Why I Didn't Get Girls In High School

Passport photo, senior year.

Tune in next week for my blog entitled, "Why I Didn't Get Girls In College."

Halloween

Overheard midnight of Halloween standing in the bathroom line at Social in Hollywood:

"I'm gonna kick that fool's ass."

"You want me to get him for you, homie? I'm going to jail next week anyway."

God bless Halloween, or as I call it, Valentines Day for single people.

PROP 8

After a week of reflection on what went wrong here in California (somewhat inspired, I recently wrote a short story), the fingers have started to point. First it was the Mormons fault, then the blacks... then the Jews.

To me it's a lot more simple. Who do I blame for passing Prop 8?

IGNORANT, BIBLE HUMPING PREJUDICED FUCKS.

NEVER TEAR US APART

I discovered that it's impossible to start listening to "Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS and walk away before it's done.

I know that sounds crazy but last week I was late for a meeting but still found myself frozen in my car seat until it was finished.

It's just that powerful.

PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW

And finally, have you ever found yourself adding random friends of an old crush on Facebook so that you'd eventually show up on her "People You May Know" and when she saw your face she'd finally realize you were meant to be together?

I've never done that myself. I was just wondering.