Thursday, April 19, 2012


I love Craigslist.

I mean seriously, what other web site exists where you can simultaneously buy a new BMW, a dairy goat milking stand, a 20 inch Cymbal for $1, 90% clean dirt for FREE and a double jointed Indonesian tranny with a foot fetish?

So I recently got engaged and decided to move in with my fiance.  When I looked around her place and asked where I should put all of my furniture she immediately replied "on Craigslist."

So yesterday I sold my kitchen table to two young hipster types.  After they left with the table, I received a strange and slightly disturbing text from one of the youngsters.

Ummm.....say what???  Did this guy think he had looked me up in a different Craigslist section?

I didn't want to be rude so after immediately grabbing my things and running-the-hell-away-as-fast-as-I-could I sent back a polite response, only to then realize it was, well, a little misunderstanding.

Aaah, Craigslist.  You are always surprising me.  Maybe that's why I love you so much.

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